1. A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? ………….. He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
2. A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
3. Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
4. Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light” Read the rest of this entry »

Ideal Indian Wife
5′ 6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho, Read the rest of this entry »
I am getting married next week
I am getting married next week, there will be a small party and only few people will b invited. Plz don bring any gift..
Just bring someone to marry me.
Brain Parts
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, it is divided in 2 parts- left & right. In left nothing is right & in right nothing is left.
If Accountants were Film Maker:
If accountants starts producing movies, films wud be named..
1. Kabhi Debit Kabhi Credit
2. Cash Balance Wale Profit le Jayenge
3. Main Account ki Diwani Hoon.
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Fewa Lake is one of the most beautiful lake in Pokhara Valley of Nepal. I have presented here Fewa Lake Screensaver for my readers. Please feel free to download from the given link and extract to your screensaver folder..