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Bushism!!

A website with 150 George Bush photos and 500 interesting quotes. They are called Bushisms for the years 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007

This Political Humor is called Bushisms. These are Funny quotes of George Bush. There are 150 pictures of George Bush and 500 Bushism quotes. Other important words used on this very large website are: Laugh, Puns, Faux pas, Bloopers, Words, Cultural, Famous, President, United States, American, Free Press, Speaking, Screwups, Decider, Government, Myth, Brownie, Rumsfeld, Iraq, New Orleans, Sadam Hussien, Bin Laden, Recession, Money, Freedom, Al Queda, Terror, Recession, Economy .

Business Style Love Letter

Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love:

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Difference between men and women!!

Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM

Men

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women:

Logistics and Organization!!

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. “

Funny Quotes on Husband-Wife!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

WAQT NAHI!!

Here is a very interesting poem in Hindi which I got through email:

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit!!

If Bill Gates has married Madhuri Dixit; these could have been the caption in newspapers:

Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…
The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.”
Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri – the cat.
Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…
Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re… !

Computerised Ramayana!!

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs – RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.  RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess ‘C’ta.

Wishes in IT Style!!

May the day give you
Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C