Wahtta Tatoo!!

World Without Engineers

Imagine how this world would have been if there were no engineers at all:

Air Transportation:

HOW TO HUNT ELEPHANTS??

MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students.

COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:

Celebrity Caricatures!!

Some funny Engineer Jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
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Britney Spears Good Bad and Ugly

It’s the good, bad and ugly sides of Britney Spears… mostly the ugly though. Watch it here:

Celebrity Time Warp

Here is a glimpse into what current celebrities would look like in an older era:

Mel Gibson